fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

(via wendelclark)

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You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.

What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

(via pleasetakemedrunkimhome)

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funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

(via kosovan)

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petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

(via morganperreault)

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cali-cocaine:

do me like this

cali-cocaine:

do me like this

(via mysteriiia)

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femburton:

i think about this a lot

(via metalmurmaid)

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foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and saltine cracker

(via everytimeidiabetes)

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