skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

image

(via morganperreault)

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personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

(via morganperreault)

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via moobjob)

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sunshien:

i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context

but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies

image

(via jesuschristvevo)

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robbstark:

[RIPS OFF SHIRT]

[PUTS ON CROWN]

[PUNCHES WALL]

[CUTS OFF OWN HAND]

[SCREAMS AT TOP OF LUNGS]

GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF!!!!!!!!!! THRONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via feelsliketeenspirit)

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dlubes:

houseoffail:

tvvink:

the man with the money is lying get out of there while you can u lil twink

For anyone who doesn’t know that’s Czech money and that’s only about $60

tru but Czech Republic is pretty cheap

dlubes:

houseoffail:

tvvink:

the man with the money is lying get out of there while you can u lil twink

For anyone who doesn’t know that’s Czech money and that’s only about $60

tru but Czech Republic is pretty cheap

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