spacecadet:


Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

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andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

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dlubes:

b0yscout:

dlubes:

I woke up with the worst sore throat and I didn’t even suck any dick yesterday… like wtf???

idk what kind of dirty dick you fuck with but if you get a sore throat after you should prolly see a doctor 

when i suck dick i go big or i go home tbh so i suck like a hundred times you can’t tell me that that won’t give me a sore throat.

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trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

trippin-through-reality:

The type of friends you stay away from

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jeviernoir:

The real life inspirations for the most famous pinup pictures by Gil Elvgren we all love so much!

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masterblaster:


theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

(via sexual-feelings)

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precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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