If I had a vagina I would stick a glass eye in there before having sex and as soon as the guy starts going down on me I would pop that baby out and tell the dude “I know what your thinking, but it’s really quite simple. I absorbed my twin brother in the womb and I’m still flushing parts of him out”
IF A GIRL DID THIS TO ME I WOULD GO GAY OMFG DO NOT DO THIS
"wow this really tastes like shit"
"HAHAHAH HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHIT TASTES LIKE?"
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”